Harry Potter: Sorry about thinking you were evil and all that, but that snake was scary, mate.
Ron Weasley: You've got cool brothers. And your sister's cute.
Hermione Granger: Cleverest girl in school I think. Well, obviously.
Lavender Brown: A bit of a ditz. A lot of a ditz, actually.
Parvati Patil: Prettier, but not much better than above. If I had to carry on a conversation with one of them, it'd be her.
Ginny Weasley: You're cute. Glad you don't take after your brother.
Amelia Dewitt: Don't know her that well, but she seems like a very cool bird.
Euan Abercrombie: Buck up, old chap, come on!
Mayzie Bradley: Ying. What's not to like?
Madison Capper: Yang. Ditto
Justin Finch-Fletchley: Lazy chap. Way too tall.
Wayne Hopkins: Not as cool as he thinks, but don't tell him that.
Eloise Midgen: Her nose is off-center. No, she's very cool.
Sally-Ann Perks: She's a little goofy, but she's cute. It's good.
Pascual d'Avion: He has a funny name. Don't know him at all, unfortunately.
Adam Summers: Don't know him. Seems...alright
Étienne Delacroix: Uh... In a perfect world we'd be friends but he's...too effemanate for me to connect with. I suppose I'm no one to say he's got a funny name too.
Abigail Wellings: Tsk. If only she didn't like the Wasps. Just kidding, they're alright. And so is she!
Michael Corner: Don't like him. Don't like anyone who claims NEWTs are easy, actually.
Anthony Goldstein: Funny guy. Him I can get along with.
Su Li: She's.. something very special. I wish she'd open up a little more.
Morag MacDougal: Good god Morag. Hermione's parents are dentists right? I'd rather have a root canal than spend time with Morag. Ask Granger what it is. That'll give you a perfect idea.
Lisa Turpin: She's got an awesome smile. I've really got to have that drink of water with her before the world ends.
Stephen Cornfoot: Don't know him that well.
Alexis Moon: She writes a lot, it makes me a little dizzy. But she's cool.
Luna Lovegood: She's cool. A little..okay a lot goofy. Don't tell her this, but I feel for her and I hope she does well.
Sarah Fawcett: What was that? A ghost? A breeze? Oh, no it's Fawcett. Tough to tell the difference. Sheesh she's quiet.
Astrid Dalkin: Don't know her. I think she's alright though. Rooting for her.
Draco Malfoy: He's a bastard and a loudmouth, and Azkaban's too good for him.
Vincent Crabbe: If he fell in a forest, the trees would probably be holding their noses.
Daphne Greengrass: She's loud. And an idiot. And full of herself.
Theodore Nott: Smart, but in a very bad crowd.
Pansy Parkinson: Pansy, Pansy, Pansy. She's clever, pretty, engaged. The best word I'd use for what I think about her is "conflicted."
Bridgette Dorny: Arrogant little scag. Needs to be brought down a peg or six.
Cydney Heidegger: I don't know her really, except that she does music, which is cool. No Tremlett of course...
Benedict Dunstan: He's an odd fellow. Cool enough, for a Slytherin.
Kiara Bundy: Who would have thought it: another Slytherin prat.
Roland Battersby: Don't know him but I think...I think anyway that he's okay.
Malcolm Baddock: Don't know him. He's alright.
June Lennox: I don't know her but I think... she's a ditz. Yep.
Adrian Pucey: Wasn't a big fan when he used to play for the snakes' House Team. But he's alright.
Professor Severus Snape: Ugh. Snape.
Professor Sybill Trelawney: She's too batty, I really don't get why she's here. Moral? Ironic lesson?
Professor Remus Lupin: He's cool, obviously our best Defense teacher.
Professor Celeste Sinistra: She's very nice. I can't believe a woman like her teaches here.
Professor Iokaste "Chrys" Vector: Her too! What's going on here!?
Professor Julianna Underwood: Don't know her. Not my fault, she's pretty private, I think.
Professor Vivienne Willowcroft: Don't know her..but she knows her stuff, I guess.
Professor Christopher Jennings: Huh....don't know.
Rhys Finbar: Oh, that git.
Cassandra Lamport: She's okay, I guess.
Pia Xadora: Okay I don't know most of these guys so I'm just going to skip them because hey, I'm lazy.
Fred Weasley: He's cool!
Auria ti Ringrazio
Roger Davies: Remember him from the team. He's all right.
Adrian P. Fairclough
And that's it!